he'd been an angel once. he hadn't meant to fall.

( Winchesters + Michelle )

Is this Be The Best Passive Aggressive Demon You Can Be Week? Apparently I missed the memo.

... Or did I. Ah, well. Bad habits, etc.

( Michelle )

Maybe it's just the weather, but my plants were looking rather peaky this evening. So, I left them a note. Just a friendly reminder that I expect them to be a bit more chartreuse when I return, and not the color of dead seaweed, or else.

Plants. Honestly. They never learn.

( Michelle )

I do believe I managed to convince a whole congregation of churchgoers that I was the Messiah this morning. That, quite possibly, was the best gift I could ever possibly give myself. Bless.

But never mind Christmas! A very happy birthday to me and me only. Honestly. Jesus who?

Right. Let's get this over with, shall we?

Calling all descendants, professional or otherwise, though I'm looking for Savages and... something with a K in particular. Hello, hello. It is I, your long-lost demonic grandpappy Elijah, and trust me – I am about as pleased with this as you are.

So. Step right up. I promise I won't kill you. Today.

It was something I said, wasn't it? Damn that forked tongue. Never fails to get me into trouble.